"Only because it's obvious, and everyone knows you got hit," he says. "I'm man enough to wear pink! Just on my own terms, is all."

"Yeah, they're slow on the partnering up, aren't they? I'm surprised we don't get to do more training as doubles. Mix things up a bit." And maybe give him a lovely lady at his back.

...wait. Is she shooting him down? "But things can be much more fun with a second set of hands!"